Goat Simulator

You’ve all waited for it, and now it’s time for the review of the best game known to mankind. GOAT SIMULATOR. This game makes no sense at all, it has no storyline and the gameplay has more bugs than features. Who cares though? You’re a ragdoll goat. You can run, jump, and lick stuff to hold on to it. You can lick people to drag them along, and also other items. There are also skin options which you can unlock. For example, the ‘long goat’, which is a giraffe. You can also sacrifice people to satan, and turn into a demon goat. Some goats have special features. For example, with the demon goat you can press R for special powers. To make everything and everyone float and go crazy. The game is full of bugs and glitches, which makes it hilarious. There are also a lot of easter eggs in the game. As in a lot. You probably won’t find them without internet.

6/5

New Star Soccer

New Star Soccer, like World Conquer 2, is a free game. Even for IOS.

It’s a (English) football game. Where you are a player who joins a low ranked club and have to work your way up to get to the best clubs. It is very addicting and annoying when you are in a endless circle of everyone hating you because of your bad performances. But when you are out of the circle, everyone loves you again and it is a great game.

Rating: 3,5/5